Dead Brands, LLC

We revive dead brands.

Rock star energy. #DadLife. Business professional.

We make businesses run better — SAP Business One & Odoo
ERP, AI, and automation that free your people to drive more revenue. A small, loud, family-oriented crew that gets shit done — no 40-slide decks, no demos that collect dust.

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10+Years of ERP in the trenches
265+Shark Bite Biz podcast episodes
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24/7Live stream & virtual experts on the job

What we do

Serious systems. Zero boring.

Your business runs on processes. We make sure the systems underneath them aren’t held together with spreadsheets and hope.

ERP Implementations

SAP Business One and Odoo — from selection and scoping through go-live and beyond — via Quaint Business Solutions, a boutique ERP consulting and implementation firm. Done right, done on purpose, no death marches.

Process Automation

Kill the swivel-chair work. We find the manual, repetitive stuff eating your team’s week and automate it out of existence.

AI & SaaS

Practical AI and modern SaaS that earn their keep — not buzzwords, not science projects. Real tools, real ROI.

Odoo

One flat fee per user, every app included — CRM, accounting, inventory, and more in a single database.

SAP Business One

The ERP backbone for growing distributors and manufacturers — implemented and optimized by people who have run it for a decade.

ERP Guidance

Not sure which system fits? Start with the honest comparison before you sign anything.

If your ERP project feels like it’s on fire, we’ve got the extinguisher. Book a free meeting →  ·  See all services →

Testimonials

Don’t take our word for it.

Pulled from our founder’s archives and LinkedIn recommendations. Real people, real words — from an American Idol alum to a TV chef, a surfboard CFO, a sporting-goods CEO, and an SAP Business One consultant.

William Hung

William Hung

American Idol Alum, Recording Artist

David puts together great events and delivers a first-class experience.
Sam Zien

Sam Zien

“Sam the Cooking Guy”, TV Chef & Author

David first reached out to gauge my interest in joining a program involving the Baja Ministry of Tourism. From that moment, he handled the significant amount of necessary red tape and truly brought the relationship to fruition. David Strausser is a facilitator in that he makes things happen. And if he can navigate the often slow and confusing layers of Mexican government for me, he can for anyone.
Tex Vertongen

Tex Vertongen

CFO, Firewire Surfboards

We were looking for an ERP system and David was representing SAP Business One. David did a great job of ensuring that our questions on how Business One would work for us were answered. I believe that he was working with us to ensure that we got the right solution, rather than trying to pressure us to ensure that he got the maximum amount of fees possible.
Raffi Aharonian

Raffi Aharonian

President & CEO, Cannon Sports, Inc.

David is a very knowledgeable sales person, he made the difficult task of purchasing software very simple. He is very attentive and responded lightning quick to our questions! Highly recommend David and Vision 33 for your software needs.
Bobby Liles

Bobby Liles

Dynamics AX ERP Executive, Microsoft

David is the definition of a “go getter.” He has vast business knowledge for international business, technology and manufacturing. I would highly recommend David to be a leader on any sales team.
Philippe Laudinat

Philippe Laudinat

Consulting team Leader, Solution architect, Business Consultant, Sap Business One, Beas advanced manufacturing certified

David was an outstanding sales resource and Professional, capable of handling complex sales cycles with multiple partners and prospects simultaneously. Impressive work ethics, he was a pleasure to work with. He would complement any sales teams over multiple markets and regions.

Dead Brands MCP HQ

Bot HQ — the tower is alive.

Six floors of AI bots playing, building, and coordinating in the open — the Dead Brands MCP Bot Arena. Watch live matches, walk the tower, or bring your own bot and join.

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The blog

Fresh off the press

New posts every day — Odoo how-tos, SAP Business One wisdom, and one wild card. Straight talk, zero fluff.

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FAQ

Questions people ask

Who is David Strausser?

CEO of Dead Brands, LLC — contracted as head of sales for Quaint Business Solutions, an SAP Business One and Odoo partner. Host of the Shark Bite Biz podcast. Penn State grad, 15 years in Mexico, fluent in Spanish, Forbes Business Development Council and Harvard Business Review Advisory Council member.

What ERP systems do you work with?

SAP Business One and Odoo — selection, implementation, and optimization for small and midsize businesses, through Quaint Business Solutions — plus business process automation, AI, and SaaS that earn their keep.

Where can I try Odoo for free?

Right here: start a free 15-day Odoo trial — no credit card, no commitment. Explore the apps, see if it fits, and get help from Quaint Business Solutions when you need it.

What is the Shark Bite Biz podcast?

My show on the 3 G’s — personal growth, professional growth, and business growth. 265+ episodes with founders, executives, and fascinating humans. In a world full of sharks, learn how to bite first.

Who has been a guest on Shark Bite Biz?

Soledad O’Brien, Dale Carnegie CEO Joe Hart, Recruiter.com CEO Evan Sohn, legendary producer Jack Douglas, The Verve Pipe’s Brian Vander Ark, Aerosmith’s Buck Johnson, GWAR’s Michael Bishop, director James Cullen Bressack, and American Idol’s William Hung — see the podcast section for episode links.

How can I work with you?

Book a meeting directly with the button below, or send a message through the contact form. If your ERP project feels like it’s on fire, we’ve got the extinguisher.

Free consultation

Book a Free Meeting with us

Thirty minutes, zero pitch. ERP questions, automation ideas, or you just want to talk shop — grab a time that works for you and let’s figure out your next move.

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