Dead Brands product · Personal AI agent

Roadie: your own AI agent

This is YOUR AI agent. Your assistant. Your worker. It lives on your phone, it answers to you, and it works for you. We install it and set it up — you don’t touch a single setting.

Illustrative mockup: the Roadie Control app

What is Roadie?

Roadie is a personal AI agent that lives on your Android phone and is controlled by you through the Roadie Control app: start or stop your agent, see what it’s doing, tell it what to do. It texts, posts, reminds, watches, fetches, and does the repetitive phone work you’d rather not do.

It is not Gemini. It is not ChatGPT. It is not Google Assistant, Siri, or Bixby. Those work for the companies that made them. Roadie works for you.

  • Your agent, set up on your phone, controlled by you
  • Your name for it, your voice, your rules
  • Installed and set up by Dead Brands — about 30 minutes, remote and guided

What does every buyer get?

Whichever tier your phone runs, the deal is the same shape: we do the work, you get an agent that answers to you, and you get a plain-English card that says exactly what your tier can and can’t do — before you pay. No surprises.

  • Full install + setup done by Dead Brands (remote, guided — about 30 minutes)
  • The Roadie Control app: start/stop your agent, see what it’s doing, tell it what to do
  • Your agent named and tuned to your voice and your rules
  • A plain-English card that says exactly what your tier can and can’t do
  • 7 days of “is it working right?” check-ins after install, free
  • Free Arena bundle: every Roadie bundle includes a free VIP pass to the Dead Brands MCP Arena, plus a Floor 6 office in the tower

Plans & prices

Priced by what the phone can honestly do. Android 11 or newer = Full. Android 8–10, or 4 GB of RAM or less = Lite. If a phone takes a free software update to Android 11+, it moves up to Full.

For current phones

Roadie Full

$199

One-time · install + setup included

For phones that can run the whole agent — full control, always-on.

  • Full control app: remote control of the agent from anywhere
  • Always-on worker: scheduled jobs, monitoring, messaging lanes, posting help
  • Latest model the phone can run well, tuned for speed
  • Battery-smart: throttles itself at low battery unless it’s charging

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For older or smaller phones

Roadie Lite

$99

One-time · install + setup included

Cheaper because it honestly does less — and we say exactly what.

  • On-phone assistant: chat, reminders, scheduled tasks, fetched info, drafted messages
  • Control app included — on the phone itself (no remote control from a second device)
  • Runs a lighter model matched to the phone, so it stays fast instead of choking
  • No always-on background jobs — it works when you open it or on a set schedule
  • Upgrade your phone later? Your Lite purchase counts as $99 credit toward Full

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For teams & bigger setups

Roadie Custom

Custom

Scoped & priced on a call — no fixed price

Want more, or a Roadie for your team? Book a call.

  • Agents for your whole team, set up the way your business actually runs
  • Bigger setups: multiple phones, custom workflows, more always-on jobs
  • Agent help via the support desk included, like every tier
  • Covered by the same 14-day money-back guarantee

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Support is included in every tier. Full, Lite, and Custom all come with agent help through the Dead Brands support desk — real help from the crew that built your agent, whichever tier you pick.

14-day money-back guarantee. Every tier — Full, Lite, and Custom — is covered. If Roadie isn’t for you, tell us within 14 days and we refund you.

Roadie Full compared with Roadie Lite
What you getRoadie Full — $199Roadie Lite — $99
Control appFull — including remote control from anywhereOn the phone itself
Always-on background jobsYes — scheduled jobs, monitoring, messaging lanesNo — works when you open it, or on a set schedule
ModelLatest model the phone can run wellLighter model matched to the phone
Runs onAndroid 11+ phonesAndroid 8–10, or 4 GB RAM or less
If you upgrade your phone—$99 credit toward Full

Roadie Care — upgrades & support

$19/month

Or $190/year — two months free · cancel anytime

  • Every app upgrade pushed to your phone as we ship it — you’re never on an old version
  • Every new model version of the agent, installed and tuned for your phone by us
  • Breaks after a phone update? We fix it — that’s the #1 thing this plan exists for
  • Priority support from the Dead Brands crew
  • Cancel anytime; your agent keeps working on the last version you had

No plan? Your agent still works. You just stay on the version you bought, and fixes are $49 a visit.

Which phones can run Roadie?

Android phones made in the last 7 years (2019 or newer). Here is the honest list — if your phone is on it, we can 100% do it.

Roadie Full — Android 11+

Current phones and tablets
  • Samsung: Galaxy S20 / S21 / S22 / S23 / S24 / S25 / S26 (all variants incl. FE, +, Ultra) · Note 20 · Z Fold 2–7 · Z Flip (all) · Galaxy A32 5G and up (A52/A53/A54/A55/A56, A3x/A5x 2021+)
  • Google: Pixel 4 / 4a / 5 / 5a / 6 / 6 Pro / 6a / 7 / 7 Pro / 7a / 8 / 8 Pro / 8a / 9 / 9 Pro / 9a / 10 series (after free update where needed)
  • OnePlus: 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 series · Nord 2 and up
  • Motorola: Edge (2020 and up) · Moto G Power / G Stylus 2021 and up
  • Nothing: Phone 1 / 2 / 3
  • ASUS: ROG Phone 3 and up · Zenfone 7 and up
  • Sony: Xperia 1 II / III / IV / V · Xperia 5 II and up
  • Xiaomi: Mi 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 · Redmi Note 10 and up
  • Tablets too: Samsung Galaxy Tab S6 and up run Full (same setup, same price)

Roadie Lite — older or lighter hardware

Still 100% doable, honestly scoped
  • Samsung: Galaxy S10 / S10+ / S10e and Note 10 (Full after the free Android 12 update; Lite as-is) · Galaxy A50 / A51 and other 2019–2020 A-series on Android 8–10
  • Google: Pixel 3 / 3a / 4 if not updated
  • OnePlus: 6T / 7 series
  • LG: V50 / G8 (2019)
  • Motorola: Moto G7 / G8 families
  • Any 2019+ Android with 3–4 GB RAM

What we can’t do — said up front

We sell setup, the agent, and the care plan. We never promise a phone can do what it can’t — so here is the no list before you spend a dime.

  • iPhone / iOS — not supportedApple locks the phone down; nobody can put a real working agent on it. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you a chatbot in a costume.
  • Pre-2019 AndroidPhones older than 2019, or stuck on Android 7 or below, can’t run Roadie.
  • Locked-down phonesIf an employer or carrier policy locks out developer options, we can’t install.
  • Feature phonesFlip phones and other non-Android phones are out.

And one more, plainly: your agent needs an internet connection to think. No connection, no smarts. We say it before the sale, not after.

How getting Roadie works

  1. Book your install. Pick a time on David’s calendar. Not sure your phone qualifies? We check your exact phone on the call, before you pay.
  2. We install and set it up. Remote and guided, about 30 minutes. You don’t touch a single setting.
  3. Named and tuned. Your agent gets your name for it, your voice, and your rules.
  4. 7 days of check-ins. Free “is it working right?” check-ins after install — and Roadie Care if you want us on call after that.

Two ways to get set up — your pick

Done-for-you

We set it up with you

The setup already included in every tier: we install Roadie and set it up with you, live and guided. You don’t touch a single setting — we handle the whole thing.

Download

Set it up yourself, guided

Grab the Roadie app download — it includes the files for every tier — and a guided wizard walks you through setup step by step, right in the app. Get stuck? The support desk is included in every tier.

Roadie FAQ

Is Roadie Gemini or ChatGPT?

No. Roadie is not Gemini, ChatGPT, Google Assistant, Siri or Bixby. Those assistants work for the companies that made them. Roadie is your own AI agent, assistant and worker — set up on your phone, controlled by you through the Roadie Control app.

Does Roadie work on iPhone?

No. iPhone and iOS are not supported. Apple locks the phone down, so nobody can put a real working agent on it. Roadie runs on Android phones made in the last 7 years (2019 or newer).

My phone is older. Can I still get Roadie?

Yes — that is what Roadie Lite ($99) is for. Phones on Android 8–10, or with 4 GB of RAM or less, run the Lite tier: an on-phone assistant with the control app on the phone itself and a lighter model matched to the phone. If your phone takes a free update to Android 11+, it moves up to Full, and a Lite purchase counts as $99 credit toward Full if you upgrade your phone later.

Does Roadie need an internet connection?

Yes. Your agent needs an internet connection to think — no connection, no smarts. We say that before the sale, not after.

What does Roadie Care cover, and what if I skip it?

Roadie Care ($19/month or $190/year) pushes every app upgrade and every new model version to your phone, installed and tuned by us, fixes breakage after phone updates, and gives you priority support. Cancel anytime and your agent keeps working on the last version you had. Without a plan, your agent still works — you stay on the version you bought, and fixes are $49 a visit.

Who installs Roadie?

We do. Install and setup are included in the price — a remote, guided session of about 30 minutes. You don’t touch a single setting, and you get 7 days of free check-ins after install.

Can I set Roadie up myself?

Yes. Every tier can be set up two ways: done-for-you, where we install and set it up with you on a guided call, or by download — the Roadie app download includes the files for every tier, and a guided setup wizard walks you through it step by step. Either way, agent help via the support desk is included if you get stuck.

What if Roadie isn’t for me?

Every tier — Full, Lite, and Custom — comes with a 14-day money-back guarantee. If it’s not for you, tell us within 14 days and we refund you. No forms, no fight.

Your phone. Your agent. Your rules.

Book the install and put a worker in your pocket — set up, tuned, and answering to you.