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HALF A MOOCH Tee
$13.99
Five days. FIVE. The White House press secretary job now has a speedrun record: HALF A MOOCH — 5 days on the job, a brand-new record. Scaramucci held that title for 9 years and lost it on a Friday. Vintage measuring-chart energy for the shortest tenure in briefing-room history. R
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