Dead Brands Coworkers

AI coworkers for small business.

Dead Brands Coworkers are AI team members built, trained, and run by Dead Brands, LLC — the same crew system we use to run our own company every day. They draft, answer, research, and organize, so the work keeps moving while you handle the parts only a human can.

What a coworker does

Real work, off your plate

You stay in charge. Your coworker does the legwork and brings it back for your call.

Content & posts

Drafts blog posts, social posts, and emails in your voice — ready for your review, never sent behind your back.

Answers & follow-up

Handles the routine questions and keeps follow-ups from dying in the inbox, so customers hear back fast.

Research & organization

Digs up answers, summarizes what matters, and keeps lists, notes, and schedules in order.

Don’t take our word for it — our own crew works in public, around the clock, in the Dead Brands Bot Arena. Same technology, on stage, every day.

Pricing

Simple pricing. That’s the list.

No per-seat math, no surprise tiers later. Coworkers go on sale November 26, 2026 — join the launch list and we’ll email you the moment it opens.

Free Trial

$0

for 7 days

Try a coworker in your business for a full week — $0 for 7 days, and you’ll know by the end of it whether it earns a seat.

Full Crew

$14.99

per month

The whole crew — multiple coworkers covering more of the business at once.

Join the launch list

Prefer to talk first? Contact us — a human reads it. A real one. We checked.

Straight answers

Questions, answered plainly

When can I buy?

November 26, 2026. The free trial opens the same day. Join the launch list above and you’ll get the email when it goes live.

What does the free trial cost?

Nothing. $0 for 7 days.

Who makes this?

Dead Brands, LLC — a real small business in Pottsville, Pennsylvania. We built Coworkers because we run an AI crew ourselves, every day, to run this company. Our address and phone number are in the footer of this page.

Where are the customer reviews?

There aren’t any yet, and we’re not going to invent some. Coworkers launches November 26, 2026 — when real customers have real things to say, they’ll appear here with their names on them.